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"Which house do they belong to? The big one
that...
"Which house do they belong to? The big one
that looks like a rancho in a western movie?"
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"I'm pretty sure, yes
"And no one else lives here?"
"Not nowJack says there are folks who rent some
of the other houses in January and February, but
for now I guess it's just me and themThe rest of
the island is pure botanical pornography
"My God, why?"
"Haven't the slightest ideaI mean to find out -
to try, anyway - but for now I'm still trying to
get my feet under meAnd I mean that literally
We were walking back to the house nowIlse said,
"An almost empty island in the sun - there should
be a storyThere almost has to be a story, don't
you think?"
"I do," I said"Jack Cantori offered to snoop,
but I told him not to bother - thinking I might
look on my own I big chanel snagged my crutch, fitted my
arm into its two steel sleeves - always comforting
after spending time on the beach without its
support - and started thumping up the walkBut
Ilse wasn't with meI turned and looked backShe
was facing south, her hand once more shading her
eyes"Coming, hon?"
149
"Yes There was one more flash from down the
beach - the breakfast tray"Maybe
they know the story," Ilse said, catching up
She pointed to the road"What about that? How far
does it go?"
"Don't know," I said
"Would you like to drive down it this afternoon
and see?"
"Are you willing to pilot a Chevy Malibu from
Hertz?"
"Sure," she saidShe put her hands on her slim
hips, pretended to spit, and affected a Southern
drawl"I'll drive until yonder road runs out
xii
But we didn't get gucci paolo watch even close to the end of Duma
RoadOur southward exploration
began well, ended badly
We both felt fine when we leftI'd had an hour
off my feet, plus my midday OxycontinMy daughter
had changed to shorts and a halter top, and
laughed when I insisted on anointing her nose with
150
zinc oxide"Bobo the clown," she said, looking at
herself in the mirrorShe was in great spirits, I
was happier than I'd been since the accident, so
what happened to us that afternoon came as a total
surpriseIlse blamed lunch - maybe bad mayo in
the tuna salad - and I let her, but I don't think
it was bad mayo at allBad mojo, more like it
The road was narrow, bumpy, and badly patched
Until we reached the place where it ran into the
overgrowth that covered most of the Key, it was
also louis vuitton china ridged with bone-colored sand dunes that had
blown inland from the beachThe rental Chevy
thudded gamely over most of these, but when the
road curved a little closer to the water - this
was just before we reached the hacienda Wireman
called Palacio de Asesinos - the drifts grew
thicker and the car waddled instead of bumping
Ilse, who had learned to drive in snow country,
handled this without complaint or comment
The houses between Big Pink and El Palacio were
all in the style I came to think of as Florida
Pastel UglyMost were shuttered and the driveways
of all but one were gated shutThe driveway of
the one exception had been barred with two
151
sawhorses, bearing this faded stenciled warning:
MEAN DOGS MEAN DOGSBeyond the Mean Dog house,
the grounds of the vintage hermes hacienda commencedThey were
enclosed by a sturdy faux-stucco wall about ten
feet high and topped with orange tileMore orange
tile - the roof of the mansion inside - rose in
slants and angles against the blameless blue sky
"Jumping jeepers," Ilse said - that was one she
must have gotten from her Baptist boyfriend"This
place belongs in Beverly Hills
The wall ran along the east side of the narrow,
buckled road for at least eighty yardsThere
weren't any NO TRESPASSING signs; given that wall,
the owner's stance on door-to-door salesmen and
proselytizing Mormons seemed perfectly clearIn
the center was a two-piece iron gate, standing
ajarAnd sitting just inside its open halves -
"There she is," I murmured"The lady from down
the beachHoly shit, it's The Bride of chanel logo necklace the
Godfat
that looks like a rancho in a western movie?"
148
"I'm pretty sure, yes
"And no one else lives here?"
"Not nowJack says there are folks who rent some
of the other houses in January and February, but
for now I guess it's just me and themThe rest of
the island is pure botanical pornography
"My God, why?"
"Haven't the slightest ideaI mean to find out -
to try, anyway - but for now I'm still trying to
get my feet under meAnd I mean that literally
We were walking back to the house nowIlse said,
"An almost empty island in the sun - there should
be a storyThere almost has to be a story, don't
you think?"
"I do," I said"Jack Cantori offered to snoop,
but I told him not to bother - thinking I might
look on my own I big chanel snagged my crutch, fitted my
arm into its two steel sleeves - always comforting
after spending time on the beach without its
support - and started thumping up the walkBut
Ilse wasn't with meI turned and looked backShe
was facing south, her hand once more shading her
eyes"Coming, hon?"
149
"Yes There was one more flash from down the
beach - the breakfast tray"Maybe
they know the story," Ilse said, catching up
She pointed to the road"What about that? How far
does it go?"
"Don't know," I said
"Would you like to drive down it this afternoon
and see?"
"Are you willing to pilot a Chevy Malibu from
Hertz?"
"Sure," she saidShe put her hands on her slim
hips, pretended to spit, and affected a Southern
drawl"I'll drive until yonder road runs out
xii
But we didn't get gucci paolo watch even close to the end of Duma
RoadOur southward exploration
began well, ended badly
We both felt fine when we leftI'd had an hour
off my feet, plus my midday OxycontinMy daughter
had changed to shorts and a halter top, and
laughed when I insisted on anointing her nose with
150
zinc oxide"Bobo the clown," she said, looking at
herself in the mirrorShe was in great spirits, I
was happier than I'd been since the accident, so
what happened to us that afternoon came as a total
surpriseIlse blamed lunch - maybe bad mayo in
the tuna salad - and I let her, but I don't think
it was bad mayo at allBad mojo, more like it
The road was narrow, bumpy, and badly patched
Until we reached the place where it ran into the
overgrowth that covered most of the Key, it was
also louis vuitton china ridged with bone-colored sand dunes that had
blown inland from the beachThe rental Chevy
thudded gamely over most of these, but when the
road curved a little closer to the water - this
was just before we reached the hacienda Wireman
called Palacio de Asesinos - the drifts grew
thicker and the car waddled instead of bumping
Ilse, who had learned to drive in snow country,
handled this without complaint or comment
The houses between Big Pink and El Palacio were
all in the style I came to think of as Florida
Pastel UglyMost were shuttered and the driveways
of all but one were gated shutThe driveway of
the one exception had been barred with two
151
sawhorses, bearing this faded stenciled warning:
MEAN DOGS MEAN DOGSBeyond the Mean Dog house,
the grounds of the vintage hermes hacienda commencedThey were
enclosed by a sturdy faux-stucco wall about ten
feet high and topped with orange tileMore orange
tile - the roof of the mansion inside - rose in
slants and angles against the blameless blue sky
"Jumping jeepers," Ilse said - that was one she
must have gotten from her Baptist boyfriend"This
place belongs in Beverly Hills
The wall ran along the east side of the narrow,
buckled road for at least eighty yardsThere
weren't any NO TRESPASSING signs; given that wall,
the owner's stance on door-to-door salesmen and
proselytizing Mormons seemed perfectly clearIn
the center was a two-piece iron gate, standing
ajarAnd sitting just inside its open halves -
"There she is," I murmured"The lady from down
the beachHoly shit, it's The Bride of chanel logo necklace the
Godfat
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